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As if you know what Pearl Harbor felt like

I wish people would put less pictures and more animation into their submissions.

Although it looks very nice....

I really can't give you much credit. THis is a portal for flash animation submissions. The only animation in the cartoon besides the FedEx Bunny is all automated motion tweens. Besides the 3D robots and room which is not Flash animation. 3D animation put into Flash (though creative) leaves little drawing to do.. which is what animation is all about my friend. Another thing I don't get is why an animator would spend so much time and effort making an animation who's characters and stories are the property of someone else. Someone who is not currently employing you. But I must admit that it's alot better than most of the shit that shoots through here.

Diegooz responds:

First off... you think this is done only with 3D animation?

70% of the animation is done IN Flash... I had to draw like a biatch every single fuckin frame. How do you expect the characters to speak and lip sync? >> It just pisses me off how you, who knows shit about several techniques comes on and tells me HOW I did it, instead of sitting bak and enjoying a movie done FOR YOU.

- Diego

If he gave you a reason to keep making cartoons..

Then you're REALLY not gonna like me. As a school project... who knows how this classifies. Who gives a shit. We are not in school. On newgrounds.. I can't believe I even see this shit. You said it's people like the previous guy who keep you making cartoons. You're not MAKING cartoons. You're taking a bunch of news pictures.. slapping them together to present some sort of Graphic Design production. There IS no cartooning.. there IS no animation.. there IS no storyline and there IS no effort. This is not an ANIMATION! It's a graphic design presentation and a half assed one at that! I don't mean to be rude but I've seen people toil over their mouse/wacom light pad only to get crappier scores than this crud. It's anarchy I tell you. *sniffle*

sigh

I constantly wonder how submissions such as this not only STAY on the portal but actually get good scores. The animation took absolutely no effort... wait.. what am I talking about.. there IS no animation! I'm not even saying that this was entered as a serious portal entry cause it could just be for laugh. But the scores! Since when are webcam recorded frames considered legitimate animation. I don't mean to be rude... but I will be honest in saying that my grandmother could've busted out this submission in an hour. AND SHE'S BEEN DEAD FOR 4 YEARS!!!
btw: nice looking sheep

Frank2982 responds:

hehe, you are just mad cause my movie beat out yours for 4th instead of 5th place on the daily top 5. Speaking of not much animation. Those Kung Fu shorts of your aren't much in animation either. Just a quick few movements that really isn't all to "animated." But I did like the one flash you made that I beat out. So if thats worth any thing to you. It probably should have gotten the 2nd spot, but oh well. The portal is a fecal bitch. Mine is fine at 4 for the day :)

Interesting

I love that 50's Mr. Clean number.. god dang I'm still humming it. You look like you have great timing skills. I personally don't think that the graphics and story are daily top 5 material... but what the hell do I know. Just keep drawing. Or animating. Or both. Or whatever.

Funny.. but efforless

I've seen ALOT of animations that took MONTHS to make... getting lower scores than this. Although it IS funny... (what spoof of a video game ISN'T??) it doesn't show your artistic talent which I personally consider a key point in scoring animation.

Stop bitching about the mouse being hard

The frame by frame is great.. it's unfortunate that those are the best characters you can animate with a mouse. I wasn't gonna mention it until you got all into yourself with the 'If it's not hard why does it take me months' line.. but more than half of Newgrounds submitters could draw better characters if they were using a 1982 Texas Instruments mouse on a mousepad made from gram crackers. Get a wacpad if you can't hack it. And far as talking months to do something.. WELCOME TO THE FUCKING ANIMATION MEDIUM YOU PUSSY!

Don't expect us to be impressed

It's not difficult to draw well with a mouse, not difficult in the least bit. Though different from using a pencil, you'll get used to it. Please don't expect anyone to be impressed with the fact that you used a mouse, because the fact is, it's not impressive. The animation, however, is damn good! Very few flash films use frame by frame with no tweening. Keep it up and get off that stupid pedistal..

vastcool responds:

fuck you. it wouldnt take me months to do this shit if it was easy

Only the beginning

Well. I used to love Beavis & Butthead, so I was interested to see this animation. If you truly didn't import anything, then how do you have the theme music at the end? Just bustin balls. Anyway, to get the sound playing at normal speed (giggle) trying messin with sound compression. Otherwise, I think this is merely the beginning of your progress in learning Flash. Look back on this cartoon 5 years from now, if you're still animating that is, and compare it to what you're doing now. Cause you look like you're ready to blossom. Good luck.

You can walk 500 miles in a mans shoes... but to get into a mans mind...... you have to get rediculously small and climb up his nasal passage.

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Animation up the....

Done already!!

huh?

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