Schmuckoid's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[BATMAN.........(test)]

Pretty cool I guess

I bet you wish you were doing movie previews professionally.

Lord-Tom responds:

YOU BET!!!!!

[Neo-Bender SE]

Although it looks very nice....

I really can't give you much credit. THis is a portal for flash animation submissions. The only animation in the cartoon besides the FedEx Bunny is all automated motion tweens. Besides the 3D robots and room which is not Flash animation. 3D animation put into Flash (though creative) leaves little drawing to do.. which is what animation is all about my friend. Another thing I don't get is why an animator would spend so much time and effort making an animation who's characters and stories are the property of someone else. Someone who is not currently employing you. But I must admit that it's alot better than most of the shit that shoots through here.

Diegooz responds:

First off... you think this is done only with 3D animation?

70% of the animation is done IN Flash... I had to draw like a biatch every single fuckin frame. How do you expect the characters to speak and lip sync? >> It just pisses me off how you, who knows shit about several techniques comes on and tells me HOW I did it, instead of sitting bak and enjoying a movie done FOR YOU.

- Diego

[Wade Fulp's New Friend]

sigh

I constantly wonder how submissions such as this not only STAY on the portal but actually get good scores. The animation took absolutely no effort... wait.. what am I talking about.. there IS no animation! I'm not even saying that this was entered as a serious portal entry cause it could just be for laugh. But the scores! Since when are webcam recorded frames considered legitimate animation. I don't mean to be rude... but I will be honest in saying that my grandmother could've busted out this submission in an hour. AND SHE'S BEEN DEAD FOR 4 YEARS!!!
btw: nice looking sheep

Frank2982 responds:

hehe, you are just mad cause my movie beat out yours for 4th instead of 5th place on the daily top 5. Speaking of not much animation. Those Kung Fu shorts of your aren't much in animation either. Just a quick few movements that really isn't all to "animated." But I did like the one flash you made that I beat out. So if thats worth any thing to you. It probably should have gotten the 2nd spot, but oh well. The portal is a fecal bitch. Mine is fine at 4 for the day :)

[Big Mistake Part 1]

Don't expect us to be impressed

It's not difficult to draw well with a mouse, not difficult in the least bit. Though different from using a pencil, you'll get used to it. Please don't expect anyone to be impressed with the fact that you used a mouse, because the fact is, it's not impressive. The animation, however, is damn good! Very few flash films use frame by frame with no tweening. Keep it up and get off that stupid pedistal..

vastcool responds:

fuck you. it wouldnt take me months to do this shit if it was easy